There seems to be the one universal ritual in UU churches. Some call it the begging sermon. It could be called “Jack Benny’s Spiritual Dilemma – And Ours.” Remember that Jack Benny’s major characteristic was his reluctance to part unnecessarily with a single penny. Jerry Beale will suggest 8 possible scenarios: 8 possible ways we can raise the funds necessary to finance our dream. They are called: the Commune Method, The Bake Sale Method, the Entrepreneurial Method, the Mystic Society Method, the Holiness Method, The Mafia Method, the Forbes Method and finally the Viagra Method.